69. Grant’s Bachelor Season Fantasy Suites | Temptation Island Ep 1-2

The Bachelor fantasy suite dates are here, and we’ve got thoughts. Grant’s endless platitudes and reluctance to go deeper made for a boring episode, but we can’t stop wondering: did he sleep with anyone in the fantasy suites? Plus, he dropped the L-bomb and instantly regretted it, and poor Zoe got totally screwed with that silent yoga date. We also chat about what will ultimately get in the way of Grant and Litia’s relationship, the glaring lack of real love connections, and whether Grant will actually end up with anyone. And now that we’re almost at the finish line, how do we feel about Grant as The Bachelor this season? Spoiler: it’s time to cast some actual adults on this show.  

 

Next, we check in on Temptation Island — the show that’s trying *really* hard to convince us it’s serious while still being totally ridiculous. Somehow, Mark Wahlberg (no, not that one) shocked us all by offering genuinely solid advice to the contestants. We break down our predictions for which couples will survive and which are destined to crash and burn. Also, we can’t unsee the fact that Tyler is giving us major Tom Sandoval 2.0 vibes.  

 

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